hi im jessa. i love dogs and memes and macaroni and cheese.
only acceptable response tbh
Кот алкоголик - горе в семье…
“alcoholic cat - a shame to his family…”
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queenmisato replied with:my snapchat is jesssabean
hi tumblr. i’ve been neglecting you. and i will probably continue to do so because work Owns My Ass but hey the good news is i am still really cute and i miss y’all
full of love (professionally diagnosed)
i took my snake, of whom i was under the assumption was a girl, to get sexed yesterday…..and itsa BOY
there fore he needs a name more fitting than Petunia
thoughts?
two worms at dinner
worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt
worm 2: it is(:
worm 1: (:
Ghost pirate and her mermaid gf 👻💕
psychic: i will now take a look inside your mind
my mind:
psychic: oh fuck yeah
I believe that
your soul
and
my soul
are
very
old friends.
The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commercial
pretty clear to me who comes out on top…
The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.
wrong.
explain?
The Beatles: Not a single song in a Bionicle commercial
The All American Rejects: Has a song in a Bionicle commerical
please take a second to remember
rainbow mothra.
